Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.
Follow me and I’ll follow back:) I do promos on request!
Reblog if you follow back. You’ll gain at least 999 new followers.
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99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
Cautiously scrolling down your dashboard when someone’s in the same room, in case some wild hardcore porn appears all of a sudden.
- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
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That awkward moment when no one else is laughing except you and you can’t stop.
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